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Hey! Didn’t I Tell You That You’re My Friend?

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

On my way to bring Martin to his little gym class, I was behind a car decorated with bumper stickers that advocated everything I opposed. From politics to religion to the rule of law, it was me, but opposite. I followed this car all the way into the gym’s parking lot, and we parked next to each other. A woman got out with a boy about Martin’s age, who, when he saw us, called, “Hi! Didn’t I tell you that you were my friend last week?” to which Martin replied, “Yes! You were wearing a blue shirt!” They scampered in the door together, took off their shoes, and were off.  Blue Shirt’s mother and I said friendly hellos, and aren’t-they-cutes, and then I prepared to leave.

But the aren’t-they-cute talk turned into a discussion of the beauty of 3 year olds making friends, then to why adults couldn’t hold on to that, then to the Jena 6 and the disparity in our country based on race and privilege . . .then to how we re-organized our lives to be home with our kids and how we felt about it . . .to . . . OK, now my little Chris just couldn’t bear the injustice of not being allowed on the trampoline any longer, and I really had to leave. But, barely breaking stride, she pulled out a toy train with eyes from her bag and Chris nearly collapsed with delight.  That bought us some more time to get into the negative images of women in advertising . . .

Shame on me for that flicker in my mind wondering what kind of idiot could drive a car plastered with bumper stickers advocating that kind of crap. Well, she could, she does, and she happens to be a kindred spirit in motherhood.  Go figure.

My Rope Nurse

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

My three year old heard a woman on tv say, “I raise my children.” He turned to me and said, “Mom, you graze your children, too. Look at the baby–he is grazing right now. And when I was a baby in your stomach, I grazed on your rope nurse.”

Huh?

I pieced it together: He misunderstood “raise” to be “graze.” I was nursing the baby, so he decided that the baby was “grazing.” It took a little extra to figure out the last part: He was referring to my breast as my “nurse” and had decided that the umbilical “cord” was a “rope” and since it fed him, it must be some kind of a “nurse” (breast). So, umbilical cord=rope nurse.

It just floors me how they think sometimes. Watching them make sense of the world, and realizing, Hey, what he said really does make perfect sense, makes me proud . . . and makes me laugh and laugh . . .