To celebrate his first birthday last week, Hot Fireshot accomplished all of this by 8:00 am.
1. He held the cord from my iPod speakers and swung it around like a lasso. It’s broken now.
2. He grabbed the power cord from the computer. The computer smashed on the floor and the monitor was destroyed. I tried to take a picture, but I couldn’t bear to.
3. He tugged the camera off of the table, so that it, too, smashed on the floor. But it’s FINE. So THERE, baby. Nice try.
I was holding or wearing this child for two of these events. I was changing his diaper during the third. Impressive, yes?